My First F*%&£! Swear Words
Research shows that swearing is linked to creativity, intelligence, and even higher pain tolerance. Which rather awkwardly contradicts the age-old belief that it’s a sign of low intelligence. So why not start teaching kids these vital life skills early, using the most expressive language available?This book is a playful introduction to the wonderful world of swearing, explaining words like a**hole, fck, bastard, piece of sht, and idiot — and, crucially, when to use them. Let’s get swearing.
A masterclass in education, proudly presented by an absolute asshole with a flair for making things worse.
★★★★★
- Waterballocks
★★★★★
- Waterballocks
What the f*ck. This book is so brilliant it’s honestly a bit annoying. Every page makes you wonder how someone even thought of this, let alone pulled it off. Bloody hell.
★★★★★
- Bloody Goodreads
★★★★★
- Bloody Goodreads
This is genuinely the biggest piece of shit I’ve read to date. And somehow, absolutely worth it.
★★★★★
- New York Fucking Times
★★★★★
- New York Fucking Times